Sunday, July 3, 2011

News About Another Novel Which Nobody is Going to Read

Love thy neighbor's savory flesh
I'm 5,000 words into my next novel, Meat Men. Should be done by the end of the summer. Deals with themes of gender roles, misandry, and the importance of Star Wars to a grown man's psyche.

And you can still get The Dead Boys for free on Just enter coupon code TF99M at checkout. Cheap horror reads: the cure for hellish recession blues. 

Speaking of recessions, if anyone wants to donate, say, ten-thousand dollars to an impecunious writer, please contact one Mr. Jonathan Curwen via this website. Mr. Curwen will write a novel with you as the hero, and promises you won't die at the end. 

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